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Heavy metal broke my heart

Basically a 'what the ever loving fuck is her main fandom' blog. I apologize.

all-you-need-is-destiel

potatoandotherwise:

"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"

have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why

pumphanpatch:

renegade-is-in-my-blood:

Dan casually taking Phil’s food..

Yet he gets so offended when Phil eats his cereal 

todallison:

so, like, a horror game where the only light in the entire game is from the protagonist’s light up sneakers

(Source: pagefortyseven)

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

(Source: brobogans)

urltima:

"so what do you want to do with your life?"

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stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

Meeting an alien for the first time

keisuk3:

Me: spell icup

milaskunny:

madamebassdrum:

msjewbooty:

the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

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fagome:

nyooms:

CATCHING FIRE IN LIKE 3 MONTHS

u may want to consider an extinguisher

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

valiantprouvaire:

"just ask them out!"

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(Source: tthumbelina)

officialpizzas:

red-orca:

pleasegodletmelive:

owynsama:

apharthurkirklands:

apharthurkirklands:

au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white

THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.

LEAVE MY LIFE

But at the same time, imagine bumping into someone and your whole life lights up

(Source: daisugass)

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

suggyftw:

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

Compost your titulates

(Source: martianwitchery)

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