Basically a 'what the ever loving fuck is her main fandom' blog. I apologize.
"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"
have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why
Dan casually taking Phil’s food..
Yet he gets so offended when Phil eats his cereal
so, like, a horror game where the only light in the entire game is from the protagonist’s light up sneakers
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
Me: spell icup
the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way
i think you mean “the police department”
CATCHING FIRE IN LIKE 3 MONTHS
u may want to consider an extinguisher
i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween
fuck you this is golden
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
"just ask them out!"
au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate
ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white
THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it
No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.
LEAVE MY LIFE
But at the same time, imagine bumping into someone and your whole life lights up
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack
Compost your titulates